Smart home acting haunted? Car throwing cryptic error codes? Plumbing issue that should be simple but somehow isn’t? I specialize in solving the unsolvable—the weird technical, mechanical, and structural mysteries that leave others scratching their heads.
I’m not your average handyman, mechanic, or IT guy. I’m the person people call when they’ve already tried everything else, and nothing worked.
How It Works
- 4-hour session: $4,000
- Additional hours: $1000 each
- No guarantees—some problems are just that weird, but I’ll do my absolute best.
If you need someone to methodically troubleshoot, diagnose, and (hopefully) fix a tough issue, I’m your guy. But if you’re just looking for a quick tip or casual advice—sorry, I don’t do that anymore. My time is limited, and I’m prioritizing people who need serious help.
What I Can Help With:
- Smart home & automation – When your tech should work but doesn’t
- Electronics & repairs – Firmware, soldering, circuit boards, troubleshooting
- Building science & home diagnostics – Leaks, weird smells, poor insulation, energy efficiency problems
- Computers & networks – Home and office setups, security issues, internet weirdness
- Automotive diagnostics & repair – Not a mechanic, but I’m better than most at figuring out what’s really wrong
- Plumbing & home repair – Strange leaks, water pressure problems, installations gone wrong
- General DIY & problem-solving – If it’s broken, misbehaving, or just plain frustrating, I might be able to fix it
Why This Exists
I’ve built a career (and reputation) on solving tough problems, but between my family, startups, and personal projects, my time is incredibly limited. Over the years, I’ve realized that if I don’t put a price on my expertise, I’ll spend my days solving everyone else’s problems for free.
So here’s the deal: If you need serious, expert-level troubleshooting, I’m available—but my time isn’t cheap. This service exists for people who need answers NOW and are willing to invest in getting things solved.
Pay Now & Book Your Session
Click below to pay and lock in your session. Once payment is received, I’ll reach out to schedule.
One Last Thing…
This isn’t for tire-kickers or “quick questions.” If you’re just looking for a recommendation, a troubleshooting tip, or a five-minute favor, I appreciate you thinking of me, but I simply don’t have the bandwidth.
If you’re serious about getting your problem solved, let’s talk.